we all pay $5,000 for him to just go away? That would be a bargain, given what a sensible chief executive might save us.

Empty seats at the midterm convention. Now another $5,000 promise—this time a “Trump Dividend” if Republicans retain Congress. The $5,000 DOGE dividends were a fantasy. The $2,000 tariff checks were a fantasy. And the Republicans can have Fetterman.

What I’m more concerned about is the huge slash in my wallet threatened by the proposed 2027 ACA rates. How about talking about the practical cost of living? Endless wars—what happened to that promise? The cost of gas? I thought everyone was concerned only with the cost of eggs.

Puh-lease. Don’t redirect to Muslims—roughly 1.6 percent of the US population. Ooooh, there’s a monster under your bed! Good grief. Those folks who trace their heritage to Scotland hold a similar percentage. Are they organizing to take over your town and require the consumption of haggis?

And. The United States has never enacted a true socialist policy that replaces private business ownership with government or worker control. Socialism and communism are, as we know, just red herrings.